Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just cut my nipple shaving
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize