She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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