sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
