The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
NoShamevember. You game?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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