Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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