More tranny stories later!
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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