Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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