so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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