Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
