and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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