i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
no you cant smoke seaweed
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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