i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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