let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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