You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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