But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
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My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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