Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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