he wants to bone in the snuggie
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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