I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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