You're completely useless in the revolution.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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