..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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