dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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