ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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