Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I stole an accordion from the bar
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion