Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.