You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
