It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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