But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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