Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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