she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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