That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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