I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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