He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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