I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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