OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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