We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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