and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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