When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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