I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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