i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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