Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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