Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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