On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
i think i just lost a toe
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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