we made out on top of his cat.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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