too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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