I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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