Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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