I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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