No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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