Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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