i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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