I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.