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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.

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• (805): View more from California

  Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again

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  It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?

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• (925): View more from California

  Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night

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