using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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