Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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