So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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