bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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